Funny Copywriter
Looking for a funny copywriter? Like proper funny? Like funny ha-ha? Well, pull up a chair. Not that one. That’s mine.
So, you’re doing a little browsey, browsey for a funny copywriter, eh? I don’t blame you. Putting your money in funny is good because it makes your offering – whether you’re selling software or sock puppets - memorable, like-able, and very, very buy-able.
This Funny Copywriter Doesn’t Write Mashed Potato
There’s mountains of grey mashed potato content out there. Website after website of ‘our services’, ‘about us’ and, my favourite, ‘our difference’. But one of the biggest ways you can make serious impact – and sales - is with funny, personality-filled copy.
As well as instant differentiation, it creates a warm, fuzzy connection. Like a virtual hug. So don’t settle for mashed potato, stick some witty words in your sales pipe.
Experienced Funny Copywriter
I write witty words for companies of all sizes, from cool clothing and hotel brands to photographers and web designers. Each page is perfectly pitched to tickle your target audience, compelling them to hit that contact that button. What’s that sound? Another customer in the bagging area.
Here’s a tiny taste of funny copy I’ve written:
Web copy and product descriptions with a twist. Mammoth landscaping do all kinds of outdoorsy jobs, like hardscaping and fencing.
Their brief was copywriting which captured *them*.
And capture them I did.
Their site starts with a warm, welcoming Home page with the strap-line ‘put some oomph in your outdoor space’ and celebrating projects with a custard creams, and ends with artificial grass descriptions peppered with references to ‘turf touchers’ e.g.
PS Once you’ve installed our Devonshire grass, you’ll likely encounter ‘Blade Runners’ – people who can’t quite believe it’s artificial grass so have to run their hands through it.
And
If this turf was a song, it’d be Rolling in the Deep.
2. Frankie Says ripped up the starchy hotel rule book with their fresh, funky aparthotel brand and wanted copy to match. They’d tried a number of different of copywriters but none of them had quite managed to muster the magic.
*Hold my pencil*
As well as crafting the ‘Stay Fabulous’ strap-line. I wrote enticing web copy (going live soon), and catchy apartment names including, ‘The Bobby Dazzler’ (tying with the space’s neon artwork), ‘The Biggy Smalls’ (for a spacious but compact one-bed space) and ‘Goodge Vibes Only’ (referencing the apartment’s oh-my central London location).
3. Seasoned children’s sports club providers, Sports Nut, wanted funny copy to enchant parents and children alike.
Cue web pages peppered with intros like:
Ah, the long, lazy days of the school holidays. What do you mean you haven’t got anything planned apart from a trip to Wycombe Chair Museum and Granny’s?
And
Ain’t No Party Like a Sports Nut Party
Big Birthday coming up? Like to keep your home in one piece?
And
Cracking Cricket Coaching – Grass Stains Guaranteed
All Sports Nut coaches play to a very high standard. As well as giving top advice, they can translate any number of cricket terms, like ‘Dibbly dobbly’ and ‘Sticky dog’.
How do I get your Funny Copywriting?
Easy! Just hit the contact button.
Like a comedy empath, before we begin, I’ll sniff the air and ask you lots of questions (some about your business, some just for fun, like how does it make you feel when a pigeon looks you dead in the eye) before delivering an estimate and ideas for ways I’d funny-up your copy.
If it floats your boat, I’ll get cracking ASAP. I can also add SEO keywords you provide ensuring your copy is perfectly optimised for Google’s search goggles.
Ready to talk turkey? To find out more about my comedy copywriting, get in touch here.